The Scaled Brewty

Welcome to the Scaled Brewty, a place built on the inability of a young auri woman to know when to stop.
Come relax with a scale-ding hot beverage or a cool cocktail after a long day.Opening hours:
Every week, switching bi-weekly between:
Wednesday 17-19 ST, Saturday 14-16 STPhoenix - Goblet - Ward 2 - Plot 53

Next Opening

    Rules

    We are SFW
    Keep your clothes on. We aren't prudes, you are allowed to show some skin - but keep it sensibel.
    This also includes speech. Again, we're not the fun police, but please stay considerate of other guests. If anyone, guest or host, ask you stop, you're expected to tone it down immediately.    No discrimination of any kind
    Love is love, black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, all people are valid.
    If you don't agree with any of this, this is not the place for you. We hope some day it may be.    RP is encouraged, but not mandatory
    Please be considerate of each guest's individual decision to be in-character or not. We just want everyone to have a good, relaxed time.    This is a non-exhaustive list
    Look, just don't be a dick, okay? It's not that difficult.

    About Siri

    - That's me, the owner! Although it feels weird to talk about myself, so I will let my sister Yuriko do it.
    - WAIT, WHAT? You didn't tell me about that!
    *sigh*
    Alright, my sister. She ran away from home and left me behind when she was still young and-
    - What do you mean, was still young?
    - Look, do you want me to do this for you or not?
    - I will regret this, won't I?
    - Yes. Now shut it! Okay, so.. my sister ran away from home quite some years ago. It wasn't her fault, half of our little mountain village was after her in some kind of.. what do the Eorzeans call it again.. "tempered" craze. She fled to Eorzea, and worked as an adventurer and mercenary for the longest time.
    - Still do!
    - I've said shut it! After a few years of being alone and mostly on the road, she decided to take a break at an inn she heard about. Then this and that happened, she got employed at a tavern, they shut down for completely unrelated reasons to her working there...
    - ... You make it sound like it actually was my fault..
    - .... and now she decided to open the Scaled Brewty! And she will have me play as a bard here! Hi people, you will hear my music!
    - Do I have to add you to the "About Us" section of the flyer?
    - What do you mean, I'm not there already!?

    About Koko

    - Koko, eh?
    - Yes. Anything wrong with them?
    - No, I'm just surprised you decided to employ someone after all.
    - Koko is more of a partner than an employee. We run this together.
    - Okay then? Why's that?
    - Because Koko likes coffee. And I don't really get coffee. So I thought some help might be good. And since I don't think a lot of people would order coffee in the evening, a second opening in the afternoon, ran by Koko, seemed like a good idea!
    - That sounds reasonable. So unlike you.
    - Hey! Also, this isn't about me! Tell me, do you even know Koko?
    - Not really, no. I think they talked to me for a bit when you and me played together at the Silver Duck. They were a companion there, right? And they seemed very happy I called them Mx. Dhoro.
    - Correct, Koko is non-binary, but you knew that already. And they're one of my best friends. Otherwise I wouldn't have offered them to run this with me.
    - Does that mean I'm also one of your best friends because you employed me as your bard?
    - Can't remember having agreed to pay you.
    - Wow... My sister, everyone!

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